Background:

An assistant manager at McDonald’s was fired after allowing Minnesota Vikings star Adrian Peterson to use the bathroom while the restaurant was closed.

While working the late-night drive-thru shift at 3 a.m., a female employee encountered a man standing outside the window who asked to come inside and use the restroom. After a little while, she realized it was the popular Minnesota Vikings star and opened the door for him to come inside and use the facilities. (The seating area at the restaurant is normally closed during the late-night hours.)

So here’s my new commercial idea:

Picture mom of three fired as an assistant manager of a Minnesota McDonald’s for letting Adrian Peterson in after-hours to use the potty at swimming pool with her kids.  Man next to her is on his Verizon phone watching Adrian Peterson play football. 

She comes back out of the pool and says, “Dammit, you best be looking at me as if I’m Adrian Peterson because if you’re picturing me as a Big Mac, I’m gonna kick your ass!”

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